stop motion dickery

we exist again.

2009-06-16T02:36:00.002-04:00

we have been inappropriately busy. i've been working 2 jobs on top of fighting crime at night. girls are crazy and money is nutty. meatheads have been made fun of and bobby hill has been laughed at. mom's have gotten sick and pizza has been devoured. you know... doing the do.

but we're back. we got ready and we will begin filming a new movie tomorrow. hopefully it will meet our expectations and blow your fucking minds. haha. i'm sorry.

-kevin

the "t" button on my keyboard is pretty worn already.

2009-04-05T02:43:00.003-04:00

it's spring break. new things are being made. i'm going to have money soon. my brother's doing a documentary on us for his film class. so yeah, uh that'll be coming in a few months.

looove yous

-kevin

hello hello.

2009-03-23T23:37:00.002-04:00

sorry for all three of you who read this. we haven't updated in a long time. i've been intensely busy with school and personal life stuff. we actually haven't worked on stop motion in like a month. we're looking to get back at it in a few days though.

my fantasy baseball draft was awesome. go watch i love you, man. if you take an american cinema course make sure to get the textbook before the class starts and not 2 days before the first test. u.s.a. lost in the world baseball classic to a bunch of samurai. talking to girls can be weird. i re-wrote a certain song by a certain band and we may try to record a version of it for a video. maybe.

-kevin

behind the scenes!!

2009-03-06T16:36:00.001-05:00

and i didn't like watchmen. it made me really sad.

-kevin

S00N!

2009-03-05T01:23:00.001-05:00

new stuff soon!!

-kevin

i'm a stabbin' robot.

2009-02-28T19:15:00.002-05:00

we are working on our independent project right now bigtime, but i think i may just shoot short movie while we're learning how to paint figures and building new sets and shit. it shall be the king of absurd.

aaalso we will be making a behind the scenes video soon. we'll talk about things. probably not about things like myley cyrus or king leonidas or anything like that. we'll talk bout our stop motion.... maybe reveal some so called secrets to filming semi-entertaining stop motion. ack ack ack whatever!

-kevin

The Astonishing X-Men

2009-02-24T02:47:00.003-05:00

hellooooooooo

we finally finished this bastard. so much bullshit happened when we were trying to save it and then upload it... it was 1.3 gigs and youtube only supports 1 gig. it was infuriating. we shrunk it like 5 times before it worked. now all i can think about is dragons...

i've had somewhere in between 1-2 hours of sleep the past 2 days. mostly because of this video. but that's ok... i like this. the endings rule. joss whedon fucking rules. the danger room being a character rules. phil rules. my mom rules. phil's mom rules. connor almost rules. darren gave me internet competency and rules as such. my dad rules for letting me make his basement into a toy room. grandparents rule. dirty harry rules. alarm clocks rule... i'm sorry... i blame no sleep.

-kevin

weird shoulders.

2009-02-18T20:00:00.002-05:00

hello people who read this. sorry we haven't updated in a few days. my parents and brother went to florida for a week. i've declared it kevincation at my house. it is magnificent.

we are soo close to being done with the new video. we're just getting hung up on the closing bits (finishing voiceovers, touching up special effects). but i would like to say by the weekend we should be finished. i'd like to say that... but i won't. nothing's set in stone asshole.

ohhh yoo i found riki-oh on youtube. go watch it if you like absurd kung fu gore.

http://www.youtube.com/view_play_list?p=271890F56BE30F34

-kevin

we like 30rock and fake swords.

2009-02-13T20:37:00.002-05:00

this is a video of what we do to prepare to make our movies... i'm the dick in the lucha mask and phil's behind the camera. enjoy it as much as you can.

hahaha

-kevin

the plague

2009-02-11T17:44:00.002-05:00

it came to pass. me and phil are both sick with some sort of shitty sore throat virus. of course we haven't been able to get anything done due to this factor.

bullshit.... i'm going back to bed.

-kevin

thinking one thought

2009-02-08T02:36:00.002-05:00

yo people.

found out that the links i'm posting on myspace to this site get disabled... and since i doubt anyone really will type in the letters individually into the url bar this may be a relatively lonely page. kind of a bummer. i'll message myspace about it.

we're filming this weekend but my brother's mad sick and i think he may have gotten me sick as well. but in a few days hopefully we'll film one of the promised things i spoke of i.e. a sword fight or behind the scenes or something... oh man i'm really tired. i'm gonna hit the dream sack. toodles.

-kevin

i luv the valley (oh!)

2009-02-06T17:10:00.002-05:00

we didn't hang out today so no video of sorts for you. at least not one we've made. hopefully we'll make something tomorrow.

watch this if you want:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Znc9V0k8E8Q

i'm going to go eat a vast amount of grilled cheese sandwhiches. dig it!!

-kevin

he actually says eureka?

2009-02-05T15:38:00.001-05:00

we have had an epiphany. this epiphany will mean that our new video probably wont be out for atleast another week or so but it twill be worth it!

tomorrow we'll post something of some video sort perhaps.

-kevin

re-post: hello small piece of the internet we have conquered.

2009-02-05T15:30:00.000-05:00

what up chumps and chumpettes?

we are stop motion dickery. we are phil and kevin. we make stop motion movies with toys punching each other. if you're here that mean's you have seen us on either myspace or youtube. thanks for making the trek.

we made this to put up some extra stuff as well as our movies. we'll be doing behind the scenes videos, tutorials, flash animations, toy sword fights, thumb wrestling matches, and other fun shit. so we'll update this site about every other day. so bookmark it or favorite it or whatever you gotta do so that you can keep checking it out.

everything we put up here is for you kind folks. so we hope you dig it.

-kevin and/or phil

avengers vs thanos part 1&2

2009-02-05T02:08:00.002-05:00

it seemed like no one got that cap's voice is a joke.

thanos is a lot of fun.

The Last Slice

2009-02-05T02:05:00.001-05:00

this is a giant joke... and its johnny cage at the end of it if you didn't realize.

the X-Men vs the Brotherhood

2009-02-05T02:04:00.000-05:00

wahoo special effects.

bender-man

2009-02-05T01:59:00.002-05:00

this of course is our ode to bender of futurama fame, as well as a way to bash iron man (we don't like him). we've of course got some internet flack on this one. haha.

spider-man vs venom

2009-02-05T01:56:00.002-05:00

we like this.... a lot of people have seen it on youtube. which is awkward.

mime attack and zombie hulk.

2009-02-05T01:45:00.003-05:00

this is one of the first videos we ever made, but it's a classic. mimes fucking rule.

and this is the first movie that we made that we really really like. mad nerd jokes in this piece.

Hello small piece of the internet that we have conquered.

2009-02-04T21:52:00.000-05:00

what up chumps and chumpettes?

everything we put up here is for you kind folks. so we hope you dig it.

-kevin and/or phil